What's going on here?

Johnny Vedora and Crystal Swan-Vedora take Disney videos and present them in a way similar to Mystery Science Theater 3000. Then they talk about an story in the news that has to do with Disney and present it in a way similar to The Daily Show or Weekend Update.

You make jokes at the expense of the Walt Disney Company! You suck!

That's not really a question, but I'll answer it. Johnny and Crystal both love the Walt Disney Company. They both used to be Jungle Cruise Skippers at the Magic Kingdom at Walt Disney World and Johnny currently works for a third part company that deals directly with Disney. So when Johnny or Crystal make a joke at the expense of Disney that's their way of showing how much they love Disney. Much like an older brother makes fun of a little brother.

Why can't you just post the videos with out commenting on it?

Because then we'd just be reposting things on YouTube, and that's no fun. We'd rather put it in a format dozens of people would enjoy.

Where can I download the original videos?

YouTube.com + Zamzar.com = success. Mousebits.com usually has the videos too.

Can't you get sued for this?

Yes.

Are Johnny and Crystal really married?

In order to be politically correct, Johnny Vedora and Crystal Swan-Vedora prefer to be called "joined in civil union". But they did stand in front of a minister and their families and the friends of Crystal's father, who paid for the whole thing, and told each other how much they loved each other and exchanged rings.

They also had cake and danced.

Is there a place i can buy high-quality merchandise featuring that cool Tower of the Four Winds logo, and other hilarious slogans?

I'm glad you asked! The Tower of the Four Winds Store at towerofthefourwinds.com/store has all of those things AND MORE!